ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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