It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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