You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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