When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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