Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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