there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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