Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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