I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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