You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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