You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Where is the hickey?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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