I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My dick has a subreddit
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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