hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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