the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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