From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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