Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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