he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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