i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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