He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Randomize