all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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