Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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