Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it's like iHOP with fire
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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