am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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