stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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