my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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