Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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