if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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