Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize