my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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