so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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