a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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