i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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