I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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