oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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