the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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