So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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