he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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