I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
why didn't you poke me back
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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