the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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