Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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