Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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