I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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