The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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