maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Nobody cheats on THIS.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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