i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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