yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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