ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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