I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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