people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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