i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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