she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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